Are you breaking up with me?

Yes.

I think the next time I break up with someone, I want it all to happen on the subway: no man's underland, where the wild things are. This way, he can get off at his stop and I can get off at mine. We can exit through different sides of the car, and then that train can just keep going without me in it.

Such is the way of loss and a twenty-four hour metro system.