How not to spend a Sunday, a recipe

Ingredients:

Jeans
Sinus pain
Coffee
Expresso
Red Bull
Tylenol Sinus PM
Plans

Directions:

1. Aimlessly fish around for decongestant with your glasses off.
2. Take two Tylenol sinus pain. Realize you have taken the night-time formula.
3. Put on jeans. Lurch to Duane Reade. Buy Red Bull.
4. Moonwalk to Starbucks. Buy coffee, expresso.
5. Chug.
6. Do not cancel plans.