Ingredients:
Jeans
Sinus pain
Coffee
Expresso
Red Bull
Tylenol Sinus PM
Plans
Directions:
1. Aimlessly fish around for decongestant with your glasses off.
2. Take two Tylenol sinus pain. Realize you have taken the night-time formula.
3. Put on jeans. Lurch to Duane Reade. Buy Red Bull.
4. Moonwalk to Starbucks. Buy coffee, expresso.
5. Chug.
6. Do not cancel plans.
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